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So the question is, realistically, where does an excommunicated Carthrusian go? He has no family and - outside of a potentially damning handful of charity from Burakgazi - no money. He has precisely no experience with secular life and an awful lot of existentialist dread building up over his circumstances: he hasn't lost his faith, only his confidence in the absolution and as such continues to equate Vatican ruling with the will of God. Invitandus excommunication = this newly realized version of God is very, very unhappy. Where does this leave Serafeim, the holy fool, the man in the sacred bubble? In a very bad way, naturally. Two days and one damage-control-desperate cardinal later and abruptly his sense of comprehension is shattered: how does the holy fool go from the silent, incensed dark of high religion to the barren everyday? Not well, clearly. Especially not when he perceives himself to have sinned beyond hope of redemption. Cue the self-hatred and preoccupation with penance. He uses Burakgazi's feeble charity to rent a room in Rome, lingering about the outskirts of this most holy of elections, going slowly insane and attempting appeal after appeal to the See. Unfortunately for our dear protagonist, the cardinal [Venanzi] for whom he acted as confessor is elected to the Papal Office. With Venanzi in control of the Holy Office, there is now no chance whatsoever for the excommunication to be reversed - we recall that Venanzi has his own dread to keep quiet and his own enemies to keep out. Enter BURAKGAZI, who again risks excommunication to lend a hand: Well you can't spend the rest of your life in Rome, sitting in the square... He sets him up with some friends in Dubrovnik, literature translators who have done some work on commission from the See and once, in fact, translated Burakgazi's own book of contemplations from Bulgarian. Croatia's the perfect locale, says Burakgazi, for translating. Right between East and West, so they do a lot of the liturgies that go back and forth between the Roman and Greek churches. If nothing else, it gets you  away from this place while still keeping you close enough to Church affairs to beg for some leniency...